doesntneedarmor: (Default)
2037-09-28 10:55 am

HMD post

How's My Driving?

I do appreciate opinions and criticism from those who actually care enough to offer them.
Please feel free to offer up any thoughts you have on my portrayal.
Anonymous comments are on though I encourage anyone with an opinion to say it openly. I like to think of myself as easy going and relaxed.
Thank you for taking the time to comment, I will give each and every comment attention.
doesntneedarmor: (concerned)
2011-06-10 08:10 pm

[Locked from hostiles]

Another missing person to report.

Mr. Artemis Fowl has gone missing. I try to check in with all the hotel residents once a week to ensure that no one has been sent home without notice but he has seemingly vanished, his partner as well.

That's not all

Oh?

I was supposed to deliver some paper work to that one agent, Mendetta, but he's not responding either.

He is rather...reclusive.

Yeah but usually his partner answers.

So we have one Civilian and one DATS agent reported missing as well as both of their partners.
doesntneedarmor: (Default)
2010-08-20 12:35 pm

[Locked to the Hyperion]

Attention, this is an announcement on behalf of the Hyperion security.

Lorne has asked that until the problem with Bloodclan is resolved that there be an Eight P.M curfew for all Tamers staying at the Hyperion under the mental age of 18. Special permission can be obtained to be exempt from this please speak with me if you need. We ask that parents or adults with minors in their home or care do their best to keep tabs on all the underage members of their household at all times.

After Eight P.M all doors will be locked save for the main entrance doors where there will be security at all times.

Finally a signout sheet will be at the front desk. We ask those older then 18 if you are leaving the Hyperion after Curfew please fill out the form to inform us of your destination and if you'll be returning that evening.

In closing please remember the basics of safety in the city. Always have your partner with you, never leave home without your D-comm, don't take unnecessary risks. There are professionals throughout the city as well as in this hotel that can come to you within minutes of any D-comm distress signal.

If you have any questions, concerns, suggestions to help keep our home safe please feel free to contact myself either in person or via the network.

thank you and have a nice day.
doesntneedarmor: (Default)
2010-05-17 08:10 am

[Audio, locked to the Hyperion] [morning after the fire]

Attention residents,

We are sorry for the inconvenience, but the cause of last nights fire was located and dealt with. It was a accident but the flame was contained and the smoke itself did the most damage.

Lorne wished for me to express our most sincere apologies to everyone and promises that not only will the months rent be halved but he'll be paying for the steam cleaning of all the apartments that were smoke damaged over the coarse of next week.

Your homes are safe to return to, feel free to do so as you please.

Special thanks go to Lance and Miria for their brave efforts as well as all the residents who looked out for one another, and the Floramon clerk working at the 24-7 mini mart.

[Locked to security team, Lorne and Dell]

Right...for those who weren't briefed last night, the source of the fire was a pile of curtains and broken wood set ablaze in the kitchen of one of the apartments on the second floor, Miss Ruffnut lives there. She is...as I was when I arrived not familiar with technology so when it got dark she opened the windows in her apartment and lit a fire as she would have done at home. She didn't realize that the fire was built right under an air vent nor that it would pump the smoke into the hall.

What do we do?
doesntneedarmor: (do battle!)
2009-11-15 03:07 pm

[Audio, locked from hostiles.]

This is Sarasim of the Hyperion's security team.

There have been multiple reports of...people or things in the Hotel and bar. Upon reviewing our security cameras video footage of the grounds and the public areas I can say with certainty that the majority of these intruders were never here.

After listening to other posts we've concluded that there seems to be some kind of random hallucination striking people...like a virus but different...

Please use caution as it seems perhaps we are unable to trust our eyes and ears for the time being. This could prove extremely dangerous...

Sarasim? What's wrong?

...do you see anything on me?

N-no...

I-I can see...feel ants...all over me. Please shut off the transmission I fear I may lose control shortly.

R-right...stay safe guys.
doesntneedarmor: (armor off smirk)
2009-11-06 09:43 am

[Audio]

There is a Giant Turkey outside the Transportation Dealership down the street from the Hyperion.

A bird that size would have fed my entire village for a three days.

I felt tempted to slay it.
doesntneedarmor: (Default)
2009-11-01 07:26 pm

[Locked from Hostiles]

Greetings.

My name is Sarasim, a warrior and DATS Agent. I seek the aid of a good mechanic.

I have been using an Automail limb created for me after an accident took my arm...however the mechanic who created it and serviced it for many months has gone home.

Are there any other Automail experts who I could procure the services of?
doesntneedarmor: (Default)
2009-09-08 07:24 am

[Locked to Sabine]

Sabine, hello.

You have been very quiet lately and with Greg frozen I thought I would see how you were.

I would have done so in person but now that am strong enough to fight with one arm I feel more useful patrolling the streets, I hope you don't mind.
doesntneedarmor: (sorrow)
2009-06-13 02:17 pm

[locked to Tory]

Sir Tory...

I apologize for my behavior. Kudamon told me what happened after and after some research we suspect a love potion may have been involved.

I am so...so sorry. If you wish it I will end my life with as much respect and dignity as I deserve.
doesntneedarmor: (sorrow)
2009-06-06 11:40 am

[Audio]


Ahem...greetings. My name is Kudamon and I am the partner of that ruffian primitive Sarasim.

I had been hoping a good vacation was all she needed but it seems she simply can not be won over by the smiles of her friends and the refreshing ocean and beach atmosphere.

I would help her myself but I'm much too busy. Honestly there are people who live for this sort of depressing tosh.

As an example of the problem I wish to direct your attention to what I'm about to let you hear.


*There is the sound of metal, familiar to those with Automail experience and Sarasim muttering to herself. *


Come on...you can do it...come on woman
...GAH!

...

*The sound of fist hitting table and wood cracking*


That in case you were curious...is the sound of a woman trying to eat soup with her automail arm and dropping the spoon down the front of her shirt. Sad really.

So yes peasants, make with the words of comfort and encouragement, I'll be sure she receives it once she's down making a mess of her lunch.


*Click*
doesntneedarmor: (Default)
2009-05-22 12:31 am

[locked to Sabine/Greg]

Sabine.

It has been brought to our attention you've been working almost constantly for some time now.

Sir Greg and I wish to take you out for a night to relax tomorrow night.

Please?
doesntneedarmor: (Default)
2009-03-18 08:01 am

[Audio because she doesn't know how else to do it.]

Oh dear...

I don't mean to be a pain...but I think I may have broken my apartment. I came into the bathroom to take my shower and flicked the light switch and there was a flash and then darkness. Now I keep flicking the light switch but the lights gone. Did I use up all the magic?
doesntneedarmor: (do battle!)
2009-01-09 09:38 am

[Audio]

[The video clicks on to show Sarasim in an exceptionally frilly white and pink dress, witha bonnet, cloves, heels and all manner of lace. She's even wearing makeup and looks positively beautiful in an extremely ladylike way. The kind you expect to see at fancy tea parties. She is still frozen however and you can hear Kudamon giggling in the backround.]

See Miss Sarasim now you look like a proper young lady~

[Suddenly Sarasim lurches forward and blinks confused looking around and then down at herself...her face turns very red, almost purple and she glares at Kudamon]

N-now Sarasim...that dress is very expensive...

[with a roar sarasim rips the dress off herself revealing equally lacy and frilly undergarments before lunging at kudamon and knocking the camera over turning off the feed]
doesntneedarmor: (Default)
2009-01-07 02:14 pm

[Locked to Dats of Neon, or "Central"]

Greetings fellow warriors,

I am Sarasim of the tribe of the sun and the moon. I have recently arrived in the Digital World and a friend of mine suggested that I may find my skills as a warrior would prove useful to your noble endeavors.

Oh goodness Gracious can't you just speak like a normal person you primitive? She wants a job!

*Ahem* My partner Kudamon is willing to assist as well...I simply desire to put my training and experience to work for the betterment of this world so that we may succeed in victory over the forces of darkness.
doesntneedarmor: (thinking)
2009-01-04 11:03 am

[early evening voicepost]

Good evening,

I am Sarasim, leader of my people. I appear to have become separated and despite the noble efforts of my familiar...

My name is Kudamon you cave creature!

*cough* Ahem...despite the noble efforts of Kudamon I am still unsure of what role I am to play in this world. She mentioned there was an ongoing battle against evil...creatures called Digimon...demons...it is...complicated it seems.

In light of this I am confident. I wish to lend my strength to the cause. Please to whomever can here this...I am Sarasim of the Sun and Moon tribe and I am seeking a guide.

Oh just let me take you back to Neon City.

While I am grateful for the suggestion Kudamon...I worry that perhaps your intentions are not the same as mine. I wish to unite with warriors like myself, to find a place where my skills may be put to proper use.